BEST STUFF:  I have written for comedians
that have appeared at every major comedy club
and on every stand up comedy TV show you can
name.  Whether you are a newcomer or a worldwide headliner, you will destroy on stage with the material you get from me.

BEST PROCESS: At, you pick from custom written jokes on the topics you request, until you have exactly what you want.  So, if you order 20 punchliness about food, I may end up sending you 30 or even 40 jokes for you to choose from to get the 20 you love the most for your act. You are billed for nothing but the material you want.

BEST GUARANTEE:  ​I know how much it hurts
when a punchline is met with silence  on stage. That is why I offer this promise:  if any joke you purchase from me ever fails in front of an audience, I will give you a replacement joke for free.  No questions asked!